Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Humor: Things Nigerians are Fond of (Final Part)

If you are just joining us on this series for the first time, you can get the previous parts here; PART 1, PART 2, PART 3. Now for the concluding part;

*        The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London.
*        Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
*        There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
*        Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
*        The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?
*        Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
*        An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all in the village during Christmas and New Year.
*        Pot belly in Nigeria is not regarded as obesity but as being rich.
*        Nigerian homes always have a cane very close.
*        The first thing Nigerians will learn in another language is insult.
*        Every Nigerian parent came 1st in their class when they were in school.
*        Nigerians love to invite people to the occasion they were invited to.
*        Nigerians borrow from you and wait until you ask them for it before they return it.
*        Nigerians will tell you they are coming while they are going.
*    Till today, some Nigerians do not know if it it 'stuck', 'stalk' or 'stock' fish.

Hope you enjoyed it. This was not intended to insult anyone directly or indirectly. Feel free to add your opinion. Nigeria, Good People, Great Nation!!!


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